It’s a fact of life that no man can sit on the toilet without something to read. The only problem comes when you’ve finished the paper and get stuck with the other half’s copy of Marie Claire. So before you start doing quizzes and finding out that you are in fact going for the wrong type of man, let us rescue you with ‘Jokes for the John’.

Just in case you're wondering who this John bloke is, let us explain: ‘the John’ is what our American cousins call the toilet. This handy pocket-sized book is crammed full of gags, funny stories and plain old nonsense to keep you amused while you do your business. It also features a splashproof cover, because let’s face it, we all have the odd occasion when we ‘splatter’ a little.

With Jokes for the John, you’ll never have to resort to women’s magazines again. It gives toilet humour a whole new meaning...